Pale Musings

Thoughts from a mind twisted by tech and sports

Wherein Joel learns the bad points of turning an appliance upside down…

Ok, so by the very title you have probably already realized that my blunder should have been obvious, but it was not.  More about the flames in a minute, first a bit of history.

We moved into our new home 2 weeks ago.  It was a move that was a long time coming.  A new (2 year old) 3000 square foot house located in a nice neighborhood with just about every amenity we could ask for save a hot tub.  What a great event!

Other than the fact that we had to move of course.

I have never liked moving.  I am horrible at it.  Sure, I can lift things, put them down, all of that.  The area of suckage for me comes from the organizational aspect.  I pack horribly and have a hard time deciding what to do next, all of which leads to exhaustion and frustration.  None of that has bearing on this story other than to illustrate my frame of mind at the time of the incident in question.

Now, dear reader, I am not attempting to excuse my lack of foresight.  Indeed I take responsibility, the decision was ultimately mine.

In the new house, all of the bedrooms are upstairs and most of the living areas, save the loft / family room, are downstairs.  In a stroke of brilliance, the laundry room was placed upstairs to cut down on the up and down trips for the unending stream of dirty clothes created by 2 adults and 2 children.  The only real issue turned out to be getting the appliances upstairs to the laundry room.

The stairway is beautifully designed with a 90 degree turn about 1/3 of the way up.  Most of the day we had struggled with this corner while hauling dressers, king and queen mattresses, a couch, a desk and other large furnishings.  Finally we came to the big boys.  The washer and dryer.

After getting the washer to the corner, we quickly realized that making the turn would be nigh impossible.  We had 2 of us on the bottom pushing it up and one on the top directing the ascent.  There was not room on the tiny landing at the corner to set it upright and get back in behind it.  We contemplated rolling it on its top, then laying up the remaining stairway and then rolling it back upright at the top of the stairs.

To our surprise, it worked!  We managed to manhandle the beast the rest of the way into the laundry room and collapse for a respite.  As we recuperated we discussed the dryer.  Its weight was a fair amount less than the washer, but the bulk was still the problem so we agreed (again, my decision ultimately) to employ the same technique that had worked so wonderfully on it’s mate.

As expected, we did get it upstairs with considerably less effort.  Yay for us!  Sure, there was some odd noises in side as we tipped it, things falling that had likely been inside pockets of washed clothing, that sort of thing.  The point was, it was upstairs and it worked!

About two weeks later as I was arriving home from work, my lovely wife and son where rotating some laundry for me.  As the duty usually falls in my lap, I was most appreciative of their efforts.  I was still on the main floor hanging up my coat and such when there was a lout *POP* from upstairs, the sound of panic and shuffling feet.

As I ascended to the top level, I could hear the voices of my wife and son. Words like “It’s on fire” and “There was a spark” drifted to my ears prompting me to dash the rest of the way.  Fortunately the fire had died out almost as quickly as it had started, and the drier power was no longer on thanks to the circuit breaker.  My son had the level-headedness to pull the vent off of the wall as well to prevent fire from going into the house vent, good job son!

It turns out that the upside-down trip had dislodges some coins that may have been inside the dryer for years, possibly.  Some of the coins became stuck on the top during the turning.  At some point, one of the coins dislodged and fell into a circuit, causing a short with a spark that ignited some lint inside the beast.

In the end, we were lucky.  Nobody was injured and no serious damage was done.  After having a repairman look at the dryer to clean it out and confirm it was working properly everything went back to normal.  The only damage was a slight ding to the bank account and some damage to my pride, but that was minimal and will quickly heal.

The lesson was well learnt and I will never again attempt to “roll” something like that.  A better lesson may even have been to hire somebody to do it, and indeed had we more notice about the move, we would have done so.  I also realize the value of having service done to the twin beasties and will put that on our annual to do schedule.

If you’ve read this far into my lengthy recount, you must truly be bored!  i hope I entertained and possibly enlightened a little.  Until next time, fair reader!

-J

June 16, 2008 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Miscellaneous | | No Comments

Lawn chair balloonist Kent Couch’s chair found!

Kent_Couch_Cluster_Balloon It has been ten months since I reported about a local business owner and cluster balloon enthusiast Kent Couch took his ride from Bend across Oregon.  After a little more than 10 months, someone finally found his lawn chair and video camera!

Congratulations to Kent!  I know that the longer the lawn chair and video camera stayed missing, the less likely that it would ever be found and reported.  I’m sure he’s quite happy about it since the camera contained the documentary of his flight from the perspective of the rider.

May 21, 2008 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Internet, Society / Politics | | No Comments

Time to try out Windows Live Writer

I had the notice this morning that there was an upgrade to Windows Live Messenger available so I decided to perform the update.  During the process I had the opportunity to install Windows Live Writer.  I’ve seen several other blogger’s talk about it; however, I’ve never felt the need to try it out.  This morning, it was just to easy to say “yes”.

This is my first post to my WordPress blog.  Initial impression is that it looks very nice and intuitive.  I will give it a try for a while and report back what I think about it in the end.

One thing I noticed that I do like is the ability to save a draft online rather than local.  With that functionality I can easily finish editing it somewhere else if I happen to be sans laptop.  Very nice!

I have also noticed that there is a portable version.  Hmm….that has potential!

February 27, 2008 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Reviews | | No Comments

Will we see the next world-changing technolgy this month?

As I read Microsoft researchers make me cry « Scobleizer — Tech geek blogger this morning I got chills.  Robert Scoble talks a lot about new tech, some of which is great, some not so much.   He is always passionate about it.

This post about an upcoming unveiling from Microsoft makes me think that there’s something big coming to the way we live.  When Robert talks about past technology moments saying “It’s even rarer that I see software that I know will change the world my sons live in” referring to “The first time I saw an Apple II,” “Netscape running the WWW” and others as a preface for this current secret, I get excited.

“While watching the demo I realized the way I look at the world was about to change. While listening to Wong I noticed a tear running down my face.”

According to Robert, the cover comes off around February 27th.  I will be waiting anxiously!

February 14, 2008 Posted by palehorse | Blogging | | 2 Comments

How to allow WordPress to upload images on an SELinux enabled server

I recently had to put up a blog running the WordPress system. There are a lot of things I like about WordPress and in general the difficulty in getting the site up and running was low.

The problem came about when an image was needed on the site. The software gave me the infamous “Is its parent directory writable by the server” message. After confirming the permissions where correct I began to dig deeper. It turned out that SELinux was causing an access denied message.

After much research on the matter, I learned a few things. First, most people simply turn off (example, example, example) SELinux. That was not an option for me. I want the extra contextual security provided. Second, it was not a WordPress problem, or even an SELinux problem. In reality, it’s simply a configuration setting put in place to make unauthorized uploads less likely.

It turns out that the security policy will only allow the httpd service to upload to the /tmp directory. Examination of that directory shows that the context includes tmp_t. That is the ticket that got things working for me. Here’s my solution to this issue:

  1. Change directory to the wp-content directory of the WordPress software.
  2. Made the uploads folder manually.
    mkdir uploads
  3. Changed the owner of uploads to the appropriate user that apache runs as (as root).
    chown httpuser:httpuser uploads
  4. Changed permissions to allow the apache user to write to the directory (as root).
    chmod 755 uploads
  5. Changed the SE context of the directory to allow httpd to upload file (as root).
    chcon -t tmp_t uploads

That did it. Not terribly difficult, but there is not a lot of concise documentation to be found when looking for this problem. It is very possible that there is a better way to accomplish these results, and if you know that it is please let me know! I can say that my configuration is working today and, at least so far, everything seems to be working fine and as secure as it can be.

The final output of ls -Z for the uploads directory should look something like this:

drwxr-xr-x httpd httpd root:object_r:tmp_t uploads

Cheers.

January 24, 2008 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Linux, Operating Systems | | No Comments

Serious phone fraud you should warn your loved ones about

Most emails that I receive concerning some new scam turn out to be little more than a hoax.  It’s the sad state of our society that many find easy methods to waste time of those they do not know.

Today I received an email from a source I trust which sounded like an example of the above; however, I did my due diligence to make the determination for myself due to the regard I have for the person who sent it.  To my surprise it turned out to be the one in a thousand (or more) that is true.

If you have loved ones that may not be savvy to official sounding phone calls, who are perhaps not as skeptical as you are when someone asks for information, please, I implore you to make them aware of this and impart the seriousness. This is identity theft via social engineering at its worst.

According to snopes.com, the scam first surfaced in 2001.  It has cropped back up several times in different states up to at least 2005 which probably means it is destined to show up again.

First the corroborating links, then the story:

Jury Duty Scam

From the Tinley Park Police Department,
This has been verified by the FBI (their link is also included below).
Please pass this on to everyone in your e-mail address book. It is
spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take
those summonses for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on
their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of fraud has surfaced.

The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never
received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social
Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information
and cancel the arrest warrant. Give out any of this information and
bingo; your identity was just stolen.

The fraud has been reported so far in 11 states, including Oklahoma ,
Illinois , and Colorado . This (swindle) is particularly insidious
because they use intimidation over the phone to try to bully people into
giving information by pretending they are with the court system. The FBI
and the federal court system have issued nationwide alerts on their web
sites, warning consumers about the fraud.

December 13, 2007 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Internet, Security, Society / Politics | | No Comments

Customizing Vista System Info

VistaSysInfoThanks to Greg’s Cool [Insert Clever Name] of the Day I learned about IntelliAdmin.com.  Reading through some of their old posts I found the tool to Update Vista Support Information.  Now we do not white box computers or anything, but being the geek that I am I decided to customize my system a bit.  Thanks to Mike for getting me a quick logo.  :D

November 19, 2007 Posted by palehorse | Blogging | | No Comments

Wonderful Photographer

Recently my wife decided to have a professional do a photography session with our family. A friend of hers, Michelle Maor, had recently decided to “take the plunge” into her own photography business. Michelle has taught various Photoshop and other photography related classes at Central Oregon Community College here in Bend and we decided that we’d help each other out.

Tower Theater - HarleyI am so happy and immensely impressed with the results! Michelle captured some very unique images. We spent about two and a half hours together starting down at Drake Park. She had us pose in several different ways. Afterwards we wandered into downtown Bend to get some candid shots around town. Her knack for composition and opportunity was wonderful! She used well-known landmarks combined with interesting circumstances to put together some great artwork. In this example she combined The Tower Theater and a Harley Davidson that happened to be parked on the street for a noir-like feeling.

The Bench ManWe finished up in an area know as the Old Mill District. It is the newest (a few years old now) shopping area that caters a bit to the large tourist traffic we get here in Bend. The new brick-built condominiums have a nice, north-eastern feeling reminiscent of Brooklyn.

She made the experience fun. It was evident that she enjoyed the process by the unique ideas she came up with. I also enjoyed the non-traditional framing that she used on several of the photographs. So many photographers simply put the subject in the middle and snap away. The good ones, the ones with a passion, experiment with different techniques to get that “special” shot. Michelle is definitely one of those.

Michelle also produced a coffee table book for us with several of the best photos laid out very nicely. Sheri (my wife) loves to take it when we go places, and I don’t blame her. It’s a very nice way to show and talk about the fun time that we had.

Thanks Michelle!

August 31, 2007 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Miscellaneous, Reviews | | No Comments

The Future of Finding Your Way

Robert Scoble was recently ripped to shreds again concerning his recent video. (Note, part II and part III in case you didn’t see them on the site.) I can understand why. His ideas are diametrically opposed to the current business view of finding things today.

I say Bravo. As a developer working with the intricacies, guesswork and sheer superstition surrounded the art of gaining rank with Google, Yahoo and MSN I have been dealing with many frustrations. You see, software engineers like to work in a couple of ways. First, they like to build something. In order to do that, you have to know what you are building. Trying to build pages that work with the algorithms in place today is guesswork at best. Second, we like to break things. We like to get the new gadget, tear it apart to understand it and then put it back together. Once we’ve done that, we know how to build something for it.

Today’s search paradigms do not fit within that mold. It is impossible, no matter what someone tells you, to be certain of what will affect the algorithms in what manner. Want proof? Just look at the great viewstate debate. From tests I’ve seen there is absolutely no evidence that search engines do not like it. In fact, in the test a co-worker of mine performed a page with a huge viewstate ranked highest out of other samples!

Circle of Trust - Meet the FockersSo what’s all this about? Maybe a shift in the way we think about finding credible information on the Internet.  Finally entering the Circle of Trust.  Scoble has some interesting points and let’s face it, this is what he does. He’s been deep into finding the new, better thing for many years now, he must know something! Is he always right? I doubt it. he’d probably admit that as well, but is it worth a listen? Absolutely.

Frankly, I hope he is right. I want to find my way easier, faster and with better success then Google lets me today. I am already starting to believe his hype about Facebook when at first I viewed it as just another “MySpace”. Now even my wife is using it! (Here’s my page if you want me to add you as a friend).

Oh, and check out Mahalo, it’s pretty nice.

August 28, 2007 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Development, Internet, Society / Politics | | No Comments

Happy Sysadmin Day!

Yes, it is the last Friday in July and that means the 8th Annual System Administrator Appreciation Day.  If you’re able to read this post, thank your sysadmin!  Let’s face it, they go mostly unappreciated and at times cursed for the efforts they take to keep you online and safe.

The official site has some good information about how the diligent sysadmin affects your daily online life.  Let’s give it up for him/her and help promote this international day of recognition!

July 27, 2007 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Development, Internet, Networking, Operating Systems, Security | | No Comments