Pale Musings

Thoughts from a mind twisted by tech and sports

Wherein Joel learns the bad points of turning an appliance upside down…

Ok, so by the very title you have probably already realized that my blunder should have been obvious, but it was not.  More about the flames in a minute, first a bit of history.

We moved into our new home 2 weeks ago.  It was a move that was a long time coming.  A new (2 year old) 3000 square foot house located in a nice neighborhood with just about every amenity we could ask for save a hot tub.  What a great event!

Other than the fact that we had to move of course.

I have never liked moving.  I am horrible at it.  Sure, I can lift things, put them down, all of that.  The area of suckage for me comes from the organizational aspect.  I pack horribly and have a hard time deciding what to do next, all of which leads to exhaustion and frustration.  None of that has bearing on this story other than to illustrate my frame of mind at the time of the incident in question.

Now, dear reader, I am not attempting to excuse my lack of foresight.  Indeed I take responsibility, the decision was ultimately mine.

In the new house, all of the bedrooms are upstairs and most of the living areas, save the loft / family room, are downstairs.  In a stroke of brilliance, the laundry room was placed upstairs to cut down on the up and down trips for the unending stream of dirty clothes created by 2 adults and 2 children.  The only real issue turned out to be getting the appliances upstairs to the laundry room.

The stairway is beautifully designed with a 90 degree turn about 1/3 of the way up.  Most of the day we had struggled with this corner while hauling dressers, king and queen mattresses, a couch, a desk and other large furnishings.  Finally we came to the big boys.  The washer and dryer.

After getting the washer to the corner, we quickly realized that making the turn would be nigh impossible.  We had 2 of us on the bottom pushing it up and one on the top directing the ascent.  There was not room on the tiny landing at the corner to set it upright and get back in behind it.  We contemplated rolling it on its top, then laying up the remaining stairway and then rolling it back upright at the top of the stairs.

To our surprise, it worked!  We managed to manhandle the beast the rest of the way into the laundry room and collapse for a respite.  As we recuperated we discussed the dryer.  Its weight was a fair amount less than the washer, but the bulk was still the problem so we agreed (again, my decision ultimately) to employ the same technique that had worked so wonderfully on it’s mate.

As expected, we did get it upstairs with considerably less effort.  Yay for us!  Sure, there was some odd noises in side as we tipped it, things falling that had likely been inside pockets of washed clothing, that sort of thing.  The point was, it was upstairs and it worked!

About two weeks later as I was arriving home from work, my lovely wife and son where rotating some laundry for me.  As the duty usually falls in my lap, I was most appreciative of their efforts.  I was still on the main floor hanging up my coat and such when there was a lout *POP* from upstairs, the sound of panic and shuffling feet.

As I ascended to the top level, I could hear the voices of my wife and son. Words like “It’s on fire” and “There was a spark” drifted to my ears prompting me to dash the rest of the way.  Fortunately the fire had died out almost as quickly as it had started, and the drier power was no longer on thanks to the circuit breaker.  My son had the level-headedness to pull the vent off of the wall as well to prevent fire from going into the house vent, good job son!

It turns out that the upside-down trip had dislodges some coins that may have been inside the dryer for years, possibly.  Some of the coins became stuck on the top during the turning.  At some point, one of the coins dislodged and fell into a circuit, causing a short with a spark that ignited some lint inside the beast.

In the end, we were lucky.  Nobody was injured and no serious damage was done.  After having a repairman look at the dryer to clean it out and confirm it was working properly everything went back to normal.  The only damage was a slight ding to the bank account and some damage to my pride, but that was minimal and will quickly heal.

The lesson was well learnt and I will never again attempt to “roll” something like that.  A better lesson may even have been to hire somebody to do it, and indeed had we more notice about the move, we would have done so.  I also realize the value of having service done to the twin beasties and will put that on our annual to do schedule.

If you’ve read this far into my lengthy recount, you must truly be bored!  i hope I entertained and possibly enlightened a little.  Until next time, fair reader!

-J

June 16, 2008 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Miscellaneous | | No Comments

Wonderful Photographer

Recently my wife decided to have a professional do a photography session with our family. A friend of hers, Michelle Maor, had recently decided to “take the plunge” into her own photography business. Michelle has taught various Photoshop and other photography related classes at Central Oregon Community College here in Bend and we decided that we’d help each other out.

Tower Theater - HarleyI am so happy and immensely impressed with the results! Michelle captured some very unique images. We spent about two and a half hours together starting down at Drake Park. She had us pose in several different ways. Afterwards we wandered into downtown Bend to get some candid shots around town. Her knack for composition and opportunity was wonderful! She used well-known landmarks combined with interesting circumstances to put together some great artwork. In this example she combined The Tower Theater and a Harley Davidson that happened to be parked on the street for a noir-like feeling.

The Bench ManWe finished up in an area know as the Old Mill District. It is the newest (a few years old now) shopping area that caters a bit to the large tourist traffic we get here in Bend. The new brick-built condominiums have a nice, north-eastern feeling reminiscent of Brooklyn.

She made the experience fun. It was evident that she enjoyed the process by the unique ideas she came up with. I also enjoyed the non-traditional framing that she used on several of the photographs. So many photographers simply put the subject in the middle and snap away. The good ones, the ones with a passion, experiment with different techniques to get that “special” shot. Michelle is definitely one of those.

Michelle also produced a coffee table book for us with several of the best photos laid out very nicely. Sheri (my wife) loves to take it when we go places, and I don’t blame her. It’s a very nice way to show and talk about the fun time that we had.

Thanks Michelle!

August 31, 2007 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Miscellaneous, Reviews | | No Comments

Unusual Balloon Ride - Lawn Chair Flying At Its Finest

By now you have have heard of the clustered balloon ride of Kent Couch on July 7th. To date he’s had appearances on Fox, Good Morning America and CNN and has had press from MSNBC, FOXNews, The AP and more.

The Stop and Go that Kent owns is about a block from my place of work. I’ve known him for a couple of years. At Smart Solutions we decided to do a website commemorating his historic flight.

I must admit, when I first heard of his flight visions of The Darwin Awards began flowing through my head. After taking some time to learn about his desires and the preparation he’s put into this endeavor. I have to give props to Kent, he has more intestinal fortitude than I

It has been a fun project. My involvement has been converting the Mini DV video taps to electronic format for our creative department to use. I do not believe that we have a video on the site yet, but there will be a compilation soon chronicling his flight. It is these types of projects that make me wish I had more time to spend on my creative side producing videos and such.

I’ll keep you posted when some of the videos get published. If you haven’t read about Kent, it may just bring a smile to your face.

Oh, one more thing. If you are in Eastern Oregon or Southwestern Idaho and you happen across the lawn chair he rode in, you may want to let him know. He had to bail out of it before he could release enough balloons and it took off! There is a reward for it’s return.

[Update] I just found out that the video has been posted on You Tube and can be seen here.

[Update] Looks like you can now digg this story as well.

July 13, 2007 Posted by palehorse | Internet, Miscellaneous | | 1 Comment

What is a picture really worth, or, what is in a MegaWord?

Dragon ConceptThe saying goes, “A picture is worth a thousand words.”  I have a lot of questions about this saying.  In today’s world of trying to quantify, classify or define everything it is a bit ambiguous.

Let’s try to quantify a little.  We live in the technology age so I will try to apply modern terminology for a better grasp at the meaning.

OK, a picture = 1 picture = a thousand words = 1000 words.   Now to my way of thinking, that would mean that a picture could also be referred to as a MegaWord, or MW for short.Dragon Final

1 picture = 1000 words = 1MW.  Now we are speaking my language and the descriptive value of a picture begins to take shape.  The real question now becomes accuracy.  If we follow the terminology of today, 1MW should equate to 1024 words.

There you have it!  Another saying demystified, quantified and specified.  Now you know that your photo album contains x *1024 words where x is the number of photos!

April 19, 2007 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Humor, Miscellaneous | | 2 Comments

Botnets and beyond

A friend just shared this article from the New York Times. I thought it relevant concerning my last post.

Thanks n909!

February 20, 2006 Posted by palehorse | Miscellaneous, Security | | No Comments

Valentines Day

Today is a somewhat unique day. It is a holiday contrived by greeting card, candy and floral companies. How capitalistic is that?

Now, please don’t get me wrong. I think that love relationship deserve to be celebrated. I’m just a little cynical about the nature of a holiday that tries to force that celebration upon us to some corporate schedule. I guess February was in need of a Holiday.

What about August? That’s a month that does not have a holiday to call it’s own. Are we not worried that valuable marketing time is going untapped? Perhaps August, being the last month of Summer in the Northern Hemisphere, is expempt due to the amount of travellers trying to get in their last summer blast. Of course it is possible that we will be introduced to something new in the next few years. I imagine int now: Hey everybody, have a great vactation-day weekend!

Ok, that was sad, but you get my point.

I suppose that the main reason that I’m cynical about VDay is this; I do like to celebrate my relationship with my wife, but due to my forgetful and scattered nature anything on a time table becomes unlikely to occur. In the end, it make me feel like a failure, or a loser, or just a plain dumb ass. It’s not that I forget it completely, simply that I can never seem to remember when I have the opportunity to do something about it. I am forever hitting myself on the head as I’m driving in the car, or going to sleep at night about failing to take care of it duri;ng the day when I had the chance. I am certain that something is wrong with me. I imagine that a psychiatrist would tell me that I have some untreatable mental disorder that I am unable to pronounce, let alone spell, but that it’s initials are CRS andwhile not a rare disorder, he/she has never seen such a pronounced case in a person between the ages of 18 and 80.

Now, were was I?

February 13, 2006 Posted by palehorse | Humor, Miscellaneous | | No Comments

Fat guitars

What is it about a great guitar solo, some fat, grinding riffs and face melting licks that just get you going?  Man I don’t know exactly either, but it’s better than coffee!  When I got in to work this morning I was all but dead, after 2 rather large caffeine injects.  I started up a little Metallica, listened to some live solo’s from Kirk and some pounding tunes for the whole gang and now I’m ready to face the day!

January 6, 2006 Posted by palehorse | Miscellaneous | | No Comments

Braille vs. reading visually

Google is a great site. Without it I would not have known that today is Louis Braille’s birthday.

Of course that sparked the debate in our office of which reading method is faster. I believe that someone reading Braille will read with comparable speed to a person reading visually. Some, or at least one, of my coworkers disagrees and believes that Braille readers must be slower due to the fact that they need to scan the entire word with their fingers.

Of course I believe that the Grade 2 Braille transcription must lean the argument towards my side of the fence, but I have been unable to find anything supporting either position. If you know of some resources, please let me know by leaving a comment!

January 4, 2006 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Miscellaneous | | No Comments

Happy New Year!

2005 is in the books, 2006 is upon us. I suppose that I should start blogging again. :-)

I hope your holiday season was a good one. Mine was very nice, thank you for asking. Now it’s time to get back to work, which there is plenty of these days. Things are going strong and I’m sure I’ll be pretty busy. I’ll try to take some time every day to let you know about some of the new things going on both in my life, and around the world. There’s always plenty of interesting things to keep us entertained.

Ciao for now!

January 3, 2006 Posted by palehorse | Blogging, Miscellaneous | | No Comments